Wait... nope, still Jon ([info]enragedfetus) wrote,
@ 2008-04-20 03:36:00
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Current mood: irritated

my very first craigslist missed connection!
Your shittiness is incomprehensible

You, caucasian, female, early to mid twenties, were standing on the Brooklyn-bound N/Q/R platform at the Canal Street stop at around 2:20 AM late Saturday night. I was on the N train that pulled up alongside you. I am sure you remember me. I was the guy stuck in between two cars, the doors of which became hopelessly jammed after I passed through one. Yes, that guy: the one you made eye contact with, and then quickly looked away from. You may recall how I tried to get your attention by addressing you directly and politely, asking if you would please notify the conductor, perhaps ask him if he could unlock such door. But, no, you steadfastly looked away. It was only after I began calling you out by what you were wearing that you looked at me again, and when I asked if you'd assist, you shook your head, clearly and calmly, 'no.' When I subsequently remarked that you were an asshole, you nodded, equally calmly. If you are wondering why I spat at you as the train pulled away, it was only because I was tired of being trapped underground between two cars, and was really hoping to have gotten inside the train before it crossed over the Manhattan Bridge, which, of course, it then did. That part of the journey was even somewhat lovely. Don't worry, when all attempts by people inside either car to open either door failed, I kicked in a window and found a seat. But then, you obviously were not worried. I would like to meet you, if only to get a sense of where your unsparing indifference seeps from. I give you my every assurance that I will not punch you in the throat repeatedly. Do write back.




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[info]regyt
2008-04-20 12:42 pm UTC (link)
Did this really happen? Because the kicking in of the window sounds pretty difficult!

Yeah, the ride across the bridge does sound rather lovely, though it would have been much better a month or two from now.

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[info]blasword
2008-04-20 03:36 pm UTC (link)
wow

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[info]enragedfetus
2008-04-20 07:56 pm UTC (link)
According to the unbelievable amount of filth on my hands when I got home last night, it happened. Memory also says yep.

Kicking in the window was so easy (and so obvious)! It was actually suggested to me by a guy on the train, who first tried with me to yank the door open. He and his pals stepped back, and one firm kick put the window pane out of the rubber stripping and onto the train floor, in one piece. Then I just climbed in.

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[info]lilylivered
2008-04-21 05:30 am UTC (link)
Wow. I really want to hurt that woman. Who could be such a bitch to my Jon? NO ONE, I SAY!!!!!! GRRRRR!!! *baring teeth*

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[info]dirtdolldeluxe
2008-04-21 07:10 pm UTC (link)
i nominated you for "best of." had to.

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[info]xmastree
2008-04-26 05:33 am UTC (link)
as a caucasian female of early to mid twenties who stands around platforms sometimes, i would have done the same thing. you know, to let you carry on with your story.

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[info]enragedfetus
2008-04-26 05:43 am UTC (link)
And of course I would daydream here and there about the two of us running into each other and beginning a doomed, sadomasochistic affair.

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