Wait... nope, still Jon ([info]enragedfetus) wrote,
@ 2005-06-22 23:57:00
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Current mood:batman!
Current music:Rolling Stones - Sympathy For the Devil

oops pow surprise
Last night me and Julee and two newfound friends drove down to an uninhabited strip of Ft. Lauderdale beach and got drunk on cheap vodka and pure, grovestand-style Florida orange juice. About twenty minutes before the brilliant sunrise, Brandon, who leaves for the Airforce in a week, used his Arab-tracking night vision eagle eyes to spot a couple fucking on a lifeguard stand. The rest of us could just make it out, but there was some very definite doggy-style silhouette humping going on. "Slap that!" I shouted. And slap it he did. Our cheerful applause of the female orgasm will forever haunt their naughty public sex urges.




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dude....you're not going to believe this one...
[info]morgankelly
2005-09-06 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Okay...so this is how I learned that you had a live journal (by the way...I'm never on this shit at all). I got an email from my friend Dave, who asked me, "So back to Bard then? Isn't that the college in 'Scent of a Women'?" This got me wondering, since I'd never seen that movie, is it in Scent of a Woman? So I tried searching for it on google and lo and behold, your live journal entry came up when I typed in "Scent of a Woman" + "Bard College." Weird how this shit works man...weird.

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