Wait... nope, still Jon ([info]enragedfetus) wrote,
@ 2005-06-22 23:57:00
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Current mood:batman!
Current music:Rolling Stones - Sympathy For the Devil

oops pow surprise
Last night me and Julee and two newfound friends drove down to an uninhabited strip of Ft. Lauderdale beach and got drunk on cheap vodka and pure, grovestand-style Florida orange juice. About twenty minutes before the brilliant sunrise, Brandon, who leaves for the Airforce in a week, used his Arab-tracking night vision eagle eyes to spot a couple fucking on a lifeguard stand. The rest of us could just make it out, but there was some very definite doggy-style silhouette humping going on. "Slap that!" I shouted. And slap it he did. Our cheerful applause of the female orgasm will forever haunt their naughty public sex urges.




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[info]ninja_style
2005-07-25 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Say, what did you think of the Mr. T video?

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[info]enragedfetus
2005-07-25 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, my sister had a show of her art at this cool record store in downtown Miami for her birthday, and she served pot brownies to all the guests. Then she played the tape on a TV/VCR setup by the couch and gradually everyone in the party gathered around, mesmerized by the incomprehensible absurdity of that movie. But Mr. T is such a cool guy nonetheless. He raps like a fool so we know to stay in school!

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