Wait... nope, still Jon ([info]enragedfetus) wrote,
@ 2005-06-22 23:57:00
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Current mood:batman!
Current music:Rolling Stones - Sympathy For the Devil

oops pow surprise
Last night me and Julee and two newfound friends drove down to an uninhabited strip of Ft. Lauderdale beach and got drunk on cheap vodka and pure, grovestand-style Florida orange juice. About twenty minutes before the brilliant sunrise, Brandon, who leaves for the Airforce in a week, used his Arab-tracking night vision eagle eyes to spot a couple fucking on a lifeguard stand. The rest of us could just make it out, but there was some very definite doggy-style silhouette humping going on. "Slap that!" I shouted. And slap it he did. Our cheerful applause of the female orgasm will forever haunt their naughty public sex urges.




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[info]faren_maddox
2005-06-24 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Hello. You don't know me, and I don't know you, but your livejournal name caught my eye for some reason, and I started reading . . . I love your writing style. Don't know how amenable you are to "friends" as we call ourselves on LJ, but if you don't mind me adding you to my list and reading your journal, you can reply to any of the entries in mine. I don't want to seem creepy, but I really just like the way you have with words.

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[info]enragedfetus
2005-06-25 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Hey, livejournal is all about the the exhibitionist/voyeur dynamic, and creepiness is appreciated. So are your compliments. Be my friend, and I shall be yours.

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