Wait... nope, still Jon ([info]enragedfetus) wrote,
@ 2005-06-22 23:57:00
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Last night me and Julee and two newfound friends drove down to an uninhabited strip of Ft. Lauderdale beach and got drunk on cheap vodka and pure, grovestand-style Florida orange juice. About twenty minutes before the brilliant sunrise, Brandon, who leaves for the Airforce in a week, used his Arab-tracking night vision eagle eyes to spot a couple fucking on a lifeguard stand. The rest of us could just make it out, but there was some very definite doggy-style silhouette humping going on. "Slap that!" I shouted. And slap it he did. Our cheerful applause of the female orgasm will forever haunt their naughty public sex urges.




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Ha!
[info]skibunnyme
2005-06-23 08:46 am UTC (link)
Thats brilliant and amusing, but at the same time my sense of prudery is on alert. Sex in public is an interesting idea, but not something I think I would attemp unless it was a VERY non-public public place.

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Re: Ha!
[info]enragedfetus
2005-06-24 12:20 am UTC (link)
Well, had we not been there, the beach would have been totally empty, and dark. And the beer bottles they left behind indicated lessened inhibitions. Sex was deifinitely in the air. We could smell it.

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