Wait... nope, still Jon ([info]enragedfetus) wrote,
@ 2005-06-22 23:57:00
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Current mood:batman!
Current music:Rolling Stones - Sympathy For the Devil

oops pow surprise
Last night me and Julee and two newfound friends drove down to an uninhabited strip of Ft. Lauderdale beach and got drunk on cheap vodka and pure, grovestand-style Florida orange juice. About twenty minutes before the brilliant sunrise, Brandon, who leaves for the Airforce in a week, used his Arab-tracking night vision eagle eyes to spot a couple fucking on a lifeguard stand. The rest of us could just make it out, but there was some very definite doggy-style silhouette humping going on. "Slap that!" I shouted. And slap it he did. Our cheerful applause of the female orgasm will forever haunt their naughty public sex urges.


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[info]bard_messiah
2005-06-23 03:25 am UTC (link)
That is amazing. I want to visit you down there sometime.

...to see you, that is, not in hopes of spotting sex on the beach.

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Ha!
[info]skibunnyme
2005-06-23 08:46 am UTC (link)
Thats brilliant and amusing, but at the same time my sense of prudery is on alert. Sex in public is an interesting idea, but not something I think I would attemp unless it was a VERY non-public public place.

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Re: Ha!
[info]enragedfetus
2005-06-24 12:20 am UTC (link)
Well, had we not been there, the beach would have been totally empty, and dark. And the beer bottles they left behind indicated lessened inhibitions. Sex was deifinitely in the air. We could smell it.

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[info]jesus_potato
2005-06-23 09:16 am UTC (link)
That was a beautiful night. And that god-damn hickey still isn't gone.

I love you, jon. :)

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[info]dancindanlewis
2005-06-23 10:32 am UTC (link)
give this brandon my IM Name, i can answer any questions he has about basic training.

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[info]liberacelives
2005-06-23 10:43 am UTC (link)
Hahaha what a great story.

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[info]faren_maddox
2005-06-24 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Hello. You don't know me, and I don't know you, but your livejournal name caught my eye for some reason, and I started reading . . . I love your writing style. Don't know how amenable you are to "friends" as we call ourselves on LJ, but if you don't mind me adding you to my list and reading your journal, you can reply to any of the entries in mine. I don't want to seem creepy, but I really just like the way you have with words.

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[info]enragedfetus
2005-06-25 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Hey, livejournal is all about the the exhibitionist/voyeur dynamic, and creepiness is appreciated. So are your compliments. Be my friend, and I shall be yours.

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[info]lilylivered
2005-06-26 09:32 am UTC (link)
Come visit me in AZ!!!!! I MISS THE JON, I MISS HIM GOOD

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[info]popilikia
2005-06-26 07:00 pm UTC (link)
sometimes I am going to miss dear Florida oh so much.

so very glad there will be another local up there with me :)

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[info]xmastree
2005-07-01 10:24 pm UTC (link)
yes
moments like those are worth writing about
it may stick even stronger in your mind just for sharing.

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[info]ninja_style
2005-07-25 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Say, what did you think of the Mr. T video?

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[info]enragedfetus
2005-07-25 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, my sister had a show of her art at this cool record store in downtown Miami for her birthday, and she served pot brownies to all the guests. Then she played the tape on a TV/VCR setup by the couch and gradually everyone in the party gathered around, mesmerized by the incomprehensible absurdity of that movie. But Mr. T is such a cool guy nonetheless. He raps like a fool so we know to stay in school!

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dude....you're not going to believe this one...
[info]morgankelly
2005-09-06 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Okay...so this is how I learned that you had a live journal (by the way...I'm never on this shit at all). I got an email from my friend Dave, who asked me, "So back to Bard then? Isn't that the college in 'Scent of a Women'?" This got me wondering, since I'd never seen that movie, is it in Scent of a Woman? So I tried searching for it on google and lo and behold, your live journal entry came up when I typed in "Scent of a Woman" + "Bard College." Weird how this shit works man...weird.

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