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Monday, March 7th, 2005

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    9:12p
    The weather has been particularly pleasant lately, only snapping its cold wet towel on my ass with an infrequency which keeps things interesting. Some freshmen constructed a packed-snow igloo behind the new toaster dorms, and I spent several hours this weekend occupying it with two gentlemen from Cruger named Matthias and Joshua, whose kindness was only matched by the bud we passed. During an ill-fated attempt to warm ourselves the three of us started a small, very noxious fire out of dried sticks and notebook paper. After the Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players concert Josh, Julie and I crawled back inside, consumed a Snickers bar, and voted for electric warmth. Igloos are wonderful structures and all, but prefab concrete and automatic climate control are significant improvements on the essential model.

    I will continue to enjoy Spring's slow, enticing striptease.

    Current Mood: mellow
    Current Music: Bob Dylan - The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll
    9:19p
    in which i abscond with loot
    Earlier this evening I ascended the stairs to the third floor of Hopson, an old stone faculty building with a funktronic metal fountain in front. I was there to slip an essay on torture under a professor's door. On a small, dark wooden table in the hallway was three dollars cash, American, and a message written in chalk, "TAKE IF YOU DARE." Some sociologist's wager, I figured: leave money somewhere vacant but public and a person who encounters it won't take it because of some paranoid suspicion of a moral overseer. Yeah, you've all seen Clerks.

    Anyway, I dared. If you know whose money it was, thank them for me (though I did so myself with the chalk) and tell them to next time not wager against a scavenging species, and to nix the encouraging message. And no, they can't have it back.

    Current Mood: devious
    Current Music: Radiohead - There There

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